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« Reply #15 on: Oct 26 2020 08:49:01 »

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« Reply #16 on: Oct 26 2020 11:43:25 »

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« Reply #17 on: Dec 14 2020 10:06:58 »

The Pastor asks his flock ......


Joke Here:


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« Reply #18 on: Dec 19 2020 03:40:22 »

I second that motion!
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« Reply #19 on: May 06 2021 06:45:49 »

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« Reply #20 on: Jun 27 2021 09:19:45 »

What if…?

God couldn’t take the time to bless us today
because we could not take the time to thank Him yesterday

What if…?

God decided to stop leading us tomorrow
Because we didn’t follow Him today

What if…?

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God didn’t walk with us today
because we failed to recognize it as His day


What if…?

We never saw another flower bloom
because we grumbled when God sent the rain

What if…?

God stopped loving and caring for us because
we failed to love and care for others

What if…?

God took away the Bible tomorrow
because we would not read it today

What if…?

God took away his message
because we failed to listen to His messenger

What if…?

God didn’t send His only begotten Son because
He wanted us to be prepared to pay the price of sin

What if…?

The door to the church was closed because
we did not open the door of our hearts

What if…?

God would not hear us today because
we would not listen to Him yesterday

What if…?

God answered our prayers the way we answer
His call to service

What if…?

God met our needs the way
we give Him our lives

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What if…?
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