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Tadpol53
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« on: Nov 05 2018 10:19:31 »

Lawyers should never ask a West Virginia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. 

In a trial, a West Virginia small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.  He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.  I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.  You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.  You think you are a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you!"

The lawyer was stunned.  Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" 

She again replied, "Why yes, I do.  I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.  He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the state.  Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.  One of them was your wife.  Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair...... bangn beatwchair bangn

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 05 2018 05:52:56 »

LOL, now that is a good one!



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« Reply #2 on: Nov 05 2018 09:55:37 »

I don't know where you get your information, but it is for sure not TV.  If you would spend a day or so watching the news, you would know that Lawyers and Judges are as pure as--- uh, err, let me think about that for a bit.....

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 06 2018 03:39:14 »

I grew up in West Virginia.  I had a grandmother named Velma Williams. :)
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 06 2018 09:16:46 »

Best one I've heard in a while. ,.. Thanks  👌👌👍👍
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