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« on: Mar 28 2019 06:52:46 »

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor.

The detective asks, "Sir, did you kill her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes I did", says the man, stifling a sob.
"How many times did you hit her", asks the detective.
"I don't know. Five .. maybe six .. Put me down for a five."


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